When your friends call you for advice →
wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious
if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog
Shion: Is that a knife in your pocket
Shion: or are you just happy to see me?
Reblog if you talk about fictional characters like...
I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal...
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.