Iron Giant - the last piece
jason sneaks into Tims office in chip n dales attire for an assholey surprise but ends up hiding under a desk when tim isnt actually there and a small meeting is being held, sends for help and gets DENIED
so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.
THE HELLO KITTY ONE.
nobody does panic like chandler bing (source)
(i’m so sorry in advance but come on how could i NOT stevetony this)
So it’s breakfast in Avengers Tower, and everyone’s caught up in their own thing- Bruce is arguing halfheartedly with Tony about their latest potentially lethal science experiment, Natasha is sipping her tea with one of her feet over Clint’s lap, Thor is paying attention to no-one but his beloved cereal, and Steve is finishing up with his scrambled eggs.
Steve has to go into SHIELD, and he’s kind of rushed his way through breakfast, scarfing it down tiredly. He puts his dishes in the sink and says, “Okay, bye guys,” and gets several weary grunts in return.
He hasn’t had enough sleep, the coffee hasn’t hit his system yet, and he’s thinking about paperwork, so he’s on autopilot when he pads to Tony’s side, bends down and kisses him goodbye.
For a second it’s fine, it’s normal, they’ve kissed a hundred times over and Tony goes with it with a pleased hum before turning back to Bruce, who is staring, and then it hits him.
Steve is already freezing in place by the time Tony whirls around in his seat with almost comically wide eyes, and a glance around confirms that yes, everyone is indeed staring at them. Thor has his spoon halfway to his mouth, milk dripping back into the bowl as Steve’s brain goes into hyperdrive.
Steve thinks, shit, which he supposes is a sensible thing to think after you’ve just kissed the man who has been your secret boyfriend for the past three months.
Mostly out of the voice in his head chanting shitshitshit, he goes into parade rest.
Tony is still staring at him along with everyone else, and Steve has this moment of absurd calm through the panic as he straightens up. He’s fought Nazis. He’s decapitated vampires. He’s saved the world twelve times now.
Steve Rogers is a master tactician who, despite what people may think, can lie his way through things as good as the next guy. He can do this.
All eyes still on him, Steve bends again. “Bruce,” he says in the same tone he had said ‘bye’ before, and then kisses him full on the mouth, closing his eyes out of politeness. He thinks he hears a squeak from beside him, like Tony’s trying not to choke.
Steve doesn’t look at him lest he starts hyperventilating, and keeps a straight face that he usually associates with blind panic as he bends again to kiss Thor, who, unlike Bruce, actually kisses back. It’s okay, a bit too bristly for Steve’s taste.
"Good to have you back," Steve says as he pulls away.
Complete silence reigns as Steve makes his way around the table- “Clint,” another kiss to a face who obviously thinks this is a weird dream, and then Steve hesitates before saying, “Tasha,” and kissing her on the forehead, which he considers a very wise choice. The last thing he needs is to show up to work with three stab marks from where she shoved a knife into his hand.
"Always a pleasure," he intones before stepping back, nodding to them all, and leaving.
If it weren’t for his super hearing, he probably wouldn’t be able to hear Clint say, “Okay, what the FUCK,” when he makes it halfway down the hall.
“Mostly out of the voice in his head chanting shitshitshit, he goes into parade rest.”
OH MY GOSH HE FALLS INTO PARADE REST WHEN HE’S STARTLED AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT
GIVE ME THE MOVIE
galentine’s gift exchange pinch hit for brbshittoavenge! happy galentine’s darling!
World record for Fastest “Make Riy Hate You”: 5 minutes
Scottish Batman [pandyland]
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Will Smith actually got younger
My favorite interpretation of what Cecil looks like, by the fabulous Viria
A scene between these two superheroes would literally be the best thing ever.
#'Hey Steve how about this: I put your suit you put mine and we will', #'No Johnny', #'Oh come on Steve don't be so serious about life it'll be hillarious', #'Johnny I said no', #'Tony was right you are grumply old man who doesn't know how to have fun', via matyldakwiatek
#and then johnny would buy captain america merchandise#and run around in captain america pajamas with plastic shield#screaming ‘make way for america’#and ‘I’m gonna go america all over your asses!’ via stick2sherlock
IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say
dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual
I like this post.